AeroCross

2011-07-07

Git: A #geek conversation on Twitter

mrsflinger: Gitting my Git on. Git it?
stevenlangbroek: did you just call me a git?
mrsflinger: haha. Fork you.
stevenlangbroek: oh go suck a branch

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2011-07-06

Why don’t people believe in god?

2011-07-05

Clients From Hell: Client: We want a website that looks minimalist and fresh, like [a...

clientsfromhell:

Client: We want a website that looks minimalist and fresh, like [a local department store]’s.

Me: That’s a great starting point

Client: The most important feature is professionalism. Clean lines, lots of white space, so our customers know we mean business.

Me: Sounds great! Any other…

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[root@system ~]# man woman ↵ “No manual entry for woman

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2011-06-16

I � Unicode

— (via prolol)

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2011-05-29

This is one fucked up banner-ad, homie.

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2011-05-22

Brotha’s Angry Bird

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Why Gamers Make Better Lovers
While gamers may not be portrayed as the most social or physically fit people, there is one area in which we excel at. What area is that exactly? Sex. I believe that the life of a gamer equips them with skills that increase their performance in the bedroom. Here’s why:
- All of those hours spent smashing the buttons of controllers didn’t go to waste. While you’re pulling the right trigger to kill Covenant aliens and figuring out the correct button combination to defeat Bowser, you’re crafting your hands into fine-tuned love machines. Who wouldn’t appreciate their partner being equipped with strong fingers and dexterous hands they can use for hours on end?
- A gamers mind works in high scores and achievements, which transfers over into the bedroom. Their competitiveness will encourage them to get better and better with each play through/session of love making. Combine that with their goals to unlock personal achievements, such as “Last Longer Than Her Ex” and “Do It On His Parents Bed”, and you’ve got yourself quite a determined lover.
- If someone spends their time completing seasons in NBA 2K11 or trying to solo Onyxia in World Of Warcraft, chances are they’re going to have a lot of free time on their hands. Therefore, they’re going to have a lot of free time to get down and dirty with you. That is, of course, if you can tear them away from whatever they’re playing.

Why Gamers Make Better Lovers

While gamers may not be portrayed as the most social or physically fit people, there is one area in which we excel at. What area is that exactly? Sex. I believe that the life of a gamer equips them with skills that increase their performance in the bedroom. Here’s why:

- All of those hours spent smashing the buttons of controllers didn’t go to waste. While you’re pulling the right trigger to kill Covenant aliens and figuring out the correct button combination to defeat Bowser, you’re crafting your hands into fine-tuned love machines. Who wouldn’t appreciate their partner being equipped with strong fingers and dexterous hands they can use for hours on end?

- A gamers mind works in high scores and achievements, which transfers over into the bedroom. Their competitiveness will encourage them to get better and better with each play through/session of love making. Combine that with their goals to unlock personal achievements, such as “Last Longer Than Her Ex” and “Do It On His Parents Bed”, and you’ve got yourself quite a determined lover.

- If someone spends their time completing seasons in NBA 2K11 or trying to solo Onyxia in World Of Warcraft, chances are they’re going to have a lot of free time on their hands. Therefore, they’re going to have a lot of free time to get down and dirty with you. That is, of course, if you can tear them away from whatever they’re playing.

Source: thebubblegumgang

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We shall overcomb.

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Aw, how cute.

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